This is what happens when the cook (aka Mom) is not paying attention because she's hurrying to get dinner on the table. I was informed that I'm fired (much like the tortillas).
I turned on the front burner (instead of the back that had my pan on it), and had absentmindedly put my package of tortillas on it.
Viola! Egg burritos! It doesn't look terribly appetizing, but don't judge to quickly. There is sliced cheese on the bottom (I like the processed stuff - it melts better - health schmealth), scrambled eggs and red and green taco sauce. We grew up on these as kids. Incidentally, if you never had these growing up - you were deprived. ;o)
PS - this is her "my tortilla is too crispy face!"